If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
A dog is not 'almost human', and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
When I hear somebody talk about a horse or a cow being stupid, I figure it's a sure sign that animal has outfoxed them.
The old proverb about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.
You can tell a gelding, you can ask a mare, but you must discuss it with a stallion.
Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.
Richard A. Wolters
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
"as a first approximation, all animals are insects"
Robert, Lord May of Oxford, President of The Royal Society
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.
It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.
A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.
I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race. The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man.
I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance that I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn.
Henry David Thoreau
If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich.
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